Harrisburg Hits the Big Time

Yep, Harrisburg is showing up on the national news scene (and on Letterman's Top Ten List), and all it took was a drunk, naked airline pilot and flight attendant:

Naked, lost airline pilot charged after search

I'm not sure which is funnier, the fact that the woman involved, a flight attendant, got busted because she broke into the fire chief's car to look for a flashlight, or the fact that the State Police called in their heat-vision helicopter to track this guy down.

Plus, once they decided to get it on, they walked over to the "woods along Richardson Road"? What the hell? First of all, the golf course and the quarry are closer and probably more secluded; second of all, why not just go back to a hotel room? Chances are they were staying at the Fairview or the Wingate, which are right next to Angie's.

Finally -- they "got separated" in the woods? Uh huh. More likely she decided that getting it on with a drunk pilot in the woods behind a subdivision wasn't her idea of a good time and bailed.

Anyway, remind me not to fly Pinnacle (Northwest Airlink) anytime soon.