Killing Me Tastily
The more articles I read breathlessly reciting the vital statistics of Hardee's new Country Breakfast Burrito (60 grams of fat! 920 calories!), the louder the voice in my head gets, saying "buy one!"
Come on! Bacon, sausage, ham, hash browns, sausage gravy, and not one but two omelettes. What's not to love? And, since it gives you half of your day's recommended calorie intake in one easy-to-hold meal, why not combine it with a Denny's American Classic Dinner? That way you can get all the calories you need in two sittings, leaving you plenty of time to do other things, like sit in the waiting room at the local walk-in angioplasty clinic.
The thing is, though, I bet it tastes great. And by the way:
* 16,300 Google search hits for "Country Breakfast Burrito"
* 1,146 Google blog search hits for "Country Breakfast Burrito"
* 283 Google news search hits for "Country Breakfast Burrito"
My compliments to the Hardee's PR team for a job well done.
posted by Christian @ 11:22 AM
2 Comments
2 Comments:
the pressing question here is how it compares to Jimmy Dean Chocolate Chip Pancake and Sausage on a Stick. (quoth jon stewart: "Are you listening, Al Qaeda? You can’t take us down as fast as these will!")
I think the Chocolate Chip Pancake and Sausage on a Stick would make an excellent third meal in the scenario I outlined.
Also, I expect that, next summer, someone at a State Fair in the Midwest will be offering deep-fried Country Breakfast Burritos. On a stick.
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