That's Nice If You're With A Lady, But It Ain't No Good If You're In The Jungle

"The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut."

Yes, the weather has addled my brain to the point where the only thing I can do is quote from 'Good Morning Vietnam.' Why did I ever leave the Bay Area?

Oh, right.